aku seekor tikus? wordd!!

ini adalah entri bersempena dengan Tahun Baru Cina utk aku & family. ye, family aku sambut CNY. tak payah bgtau kenapa la kan, sbb aku nk cite pasal astrologi aku sebagai seekor tikus mata sepet hahah

ok ni tikus ke gajah ni?

Org2 yg tergolong dlm kumpulan tikus ialah mereka yg lahir pada tahun2 berikut:

- 1924

- 1936

- 1948

- 1960

- 1972

- 1984

- 1996

- 2008

- 2020 (gile wawasan 2020 siot)

Sebagai seekor tikus, pasangan paling mantap sekali utk aku menurut kata astrologist itu ialah:
- Naga (huh?)

- Monyet (hait!)

- Lembu (ayak!)

mmg mampus aku klu dpt pasangan besar2 mcm dorang ni wohhh!

kalau aku nk pegi main ekor, cine kat kaunter tu akan suh aku pilih nombor bertuah aku supaya die bole pau aku bile aku menang.

ah so kaunter : amoi ah, lu amil ini nomot la!! 1, 4, 5, 10, 11, 14, 41, 45, 51, and 54. musti minang wooo

aku: biar betul!!

sekadar imaginasi aku, kawan2. aku tak pernah main ekor

aku penah tanya pada makcik2 aku tentang sign aku ni la. response agak mengagumkan. tidak lupe juga mengembangkan bahagian2 yg tertentu kadang2. so basically, tikus ni digambarkan seperti di bawah. aku tak bape hebat nk translate, so korang pandai2 la translate sendiri ye. ni aku dpt kat mana tah aku pun da lupe. nampak sgt tanak share teehehe

• Rat people are born under the sign of charm and aggressiveness. They are expressive and can be extremely talkative at times. They like to go to parties and spend quite sometimes chatting with their friends.
• Although the Rat can be quiet occasionally, it is rare to catch a Rat sitting quietly. Rats are self-contained and keep problems to themselves.
• Rats are confident and usually have good instincts. They are stubborn as they prefer to live life by their own rules. The Rats are quick witted. They are said to be 100%perfectionists.
• Rats are famous for their quick silver tongue and their 'accumulate and save' mentality. Their natural charm and sharp, funny demeanor make them an appealing friend for everyone.
• Greed can become a problem if the Rat isn't careful to keep his or her priorities straight. The Rat is not romantic, but she is sensual and loving.
• Rat people could be hard to see through at first glance, because they are very protective. Even though they are not easy to penetrate they are still worth it - ask anyone who has a Rat for a lover, parent, child or friend. They are very loyal and devoted to their families.
• Rats can be good in sales profession or as a writer, a critic, or a publicist.
  

kenapa die tak ckp pasal fizikal seorg manusia berbintang tikus eh? bintang tikus?? gileeee